Crackspiracy 

The crack and or meth induced paranoia and circular reasoning with a dash of high tech government wizardry, that only the week old sleepless and turbocharged mind could conjure.

“Wow dude, that’s some crackspiracy with intergalactic shapeshifting rattlesnakes stole your gear and replaced it with alien nanotechnology designed purely to overthrow the junkie community so they don’t reveal flatearth isn’t globe earth so THAT’S why we’ve got to put our phones in the microwave now?? That’s some Potez shit right there.

Crackspiracy by $portez June 6, 2019

Cockspiracy 

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.

Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!

Cockspiracy by Barrattino January 16, 2014

CuckSpiracy

When you're in the middle of cuckin and you realize that there is something just a bit off.

As Bill was sitting there, holding his beer in the rocking chair, he noticed that the two guys playing adult Twister with his wife were acting ratherly suspicious. Especially when they both looked at him simultaneously. Bill thought to himself " am I in the middle of a CuckSpiracy?"

CuckSpiracy by AwesomeTexaz July 11, 2026