Vinnnny9's definitions

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

Wiggle The Jiggle

Masturbate/clit stimul. Just a term for women.

The correct definition for men is crank the cradle

I could watch those jocks play all day and wiggle the jiggle during it.

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

Wikipedia-Bored

A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.

I've been reading Wikipedia entries for 2 hours. I guess I have a severe case of Wikipedia-bored.

by Vinnnny9 April 1, 2020