Crump

Created one fine day by band geeks whilst walking down the street. This word came up because one of the sexy band geeks was excited and wasn't speaking properly. Crump now is used to state that something sucks and is usually followed with laughter because we said the word crump.

That's crump.

Band Geek #1: "We shall crompramise." Band Geek #2: ".. crompramise?! -laughs-" #1: "yes, crump" #2:"DEAD CAT" #1:" ahhhhh! -runs-" #2:"-laughs-" #1:"you're crump"

by silly.erin August 25, 2006

crumpoid

Adjective: akin to or resembling a crumpet.

Hello, 911? My driveway is covered with a crumpoid fungus.

by baldpuss January 26, 2005

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

crump

packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump

Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.

by john May 13, 2005

crump

To be forced to not act due to a passive threat of getting sold out or told on

If Pete hadn't got Crumped, I could have flown to the ship

by Kojak October 5, 2003

crumpet

A person of African descent. (A black person).

"Crumpets love the purple drank."

by Schwamp September 7, 2007

crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'

''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''

by YvonneTea February 7, 2010