Crump

When Donald Trump says something so appalling you crap yourself.

I crumped myself after hearing the GOP primaries

by GC42 March 06, 2016

Crump

A young individual that gets beaten by his father.

That guy is a crump.

by Proffessor itilect September 27, 2022

Crump

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.

Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous

by Grandpa Olives February 09, 2023

Crump

Noun. A boss ass bitch

Verb. The act of crumping. In good context it can be anything beneficial done by the Crump squad to a recipient individual. In negative context, can be anything negative or just some dumb shit done by the Crump squad.

Noun: That must be Ms. Crump. Look at how cool she is. I wanna be just like her when I grow up.

Verb: "Hold my shit. I'm gonna Crump'er"

Y'all let's get ready to do some Crumping tonight!!!!

by 1010203breezy November 29, 2017

Crump

Crump is a word to describe a weird person. They like children a bit too much. They can be quite scary and are usually very tall . Beware if you see a crump run.

“Who is he? I don’t like the look of him”
“Idk, looks like a crump”

by Crumpfartmaster November 30, 2020

Crump

Combine a crap and a dump. It's basically the biggest kind of poop you can take. It was first said by a hispanic male who had too many burritos and a little too much salsa.

I haven't gone to the bathroom for DAYS! I gotta take a crump!

by Valor January 08, 2005

Crump

the safe version of mosh

i like crumping cause its safe and gay

by cheeses August 15, 2008