1. To be harshly, intensely high off of marijuana and the like. Typically used by people that are past the point of several hits, as your average sober Joe will use more sophisticated terms such as 'blazed' or 'lit'.
Dude. Me and the guys split a dub last night, and we got four fat joints, two huge grape blunts, and two fat bowls going around the group at the same time. We got so buttered man!
by TheWeedHead November 21, 2013
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by Dick-Licker October 01, 2011
John: I'm sorry I buttered you.
Katie: It's cool. Just don't slam me into the dash again or else no more roadhead.
Katie: It's cool. Just don't slam me into the dash again or else no more roadhead.
by Troy Hugecock December 17, 2010
Its like the word owned...ONLY 3 million times better. Its like when your toast drops and it lands buttered side down...YOU GOT BUTTERED.
by ManiacMaglee October 21, 2009
Buttered --
Losing one's employment as a result of using a racial slur in the workplace ala Paula Deen circa June, 2013.
Losing one's employment as a result of using a racial slur in the workplace ala Paula Deen circa June, 2013.
"You hear what happened to Bill? The Spics in HR Buttered his ass for saying 'Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle' in the locker-room!"
by needmaps June 24, 2013
It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.
Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately
Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.
Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.
Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!
Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.
Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!
* later that day.
All: Surprise!!!
Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!
Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork
Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.
Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.
Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.
Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.
Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!
Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.
Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!
* later that day.
All: Surprise!!!
Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!
Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork
Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.
Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.
Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
by HawiianPunch1 February 16, 2014