crumped 

when u pass out during a party and get a stick placed in ur butt cheeks stickin in the air

fuck last night i was so hammed i got crumped,ill never live this down

crumped by livinlife April 12, 2008

crumped 

To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.

crumped by tho3m January 9, 2010

crumped 

adj. drunk.

Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of crunked.

See also crumpt.

Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.

crumped by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

Crumped 

when you go somewhere for an easy job and it all goes to shit

I was supposed to have an early knock off today but I got crumped

Crumped by Pegabro June 21, 2018

Crumped 

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

Crumped by The ‘High’ Cleric February 27, 2020

Crumped 

When a human is folded in half or crumped together

“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”

Crumped by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020

crumped out 

To flake out on plans with your best friend.

My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.

crumped out by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012