raspberry blumpkin

the act of having somebody blow on your stomach while getting a blow job and taking a shit, separate they are all good feelings, but combined the best in the world

Natasha and Stephanie gave Nathaniel a raspberry blumpkin for his birthday.

by tha fuckin infidel August 8, 2006

funky blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin while listening to disco music.

Man, that was one hell of a funky blumpkin.

by rabbi-doom February 8, 2005

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 26, 2010

The Ultimate Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin

"yo man, over the summer got the ultimate blumpkin in a port-a-john at ozzfest!"

by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006

Blumping

A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.

Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.

by doomstew August 1, 2009

Glass Bottomed Blumpkin

1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.

2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.

2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.

Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.

by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004

Blumpkinator

A king of Blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.

The blumpkinator spared no one.Everone on board flight 92 would be mouthwashing tonight.

by Blumkinator December 29, 2007