Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
by Onigato June 23, 2010
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Pickle Clit

An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.
I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.
by Onigato September 21, 2019
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Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.
Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.
by Onigato December 23, 2014
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Dirt Ninja

–noun, plural. dirt ninja or dirt ninjas.
a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.
I never saw that dirt ninja coming, shouldn't he be running a casino somewhere?
by Onigato July 06, 2010
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Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.
Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.
by Onigato September 20, 2019
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