Onigato's definitions

Dirt Ninja

–noun, plural. dirt ninja or dirt ninjas.
a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.

I never saw that dirt ninja coming, shouldn't he be running a casino somewhere?

by Onigato July 8, 2010

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 26, 2010

Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

Pickle Clit

An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.

I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.

by Onigato September 20, 2019