Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 26, 2010

Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

Pickle Clit

An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.

I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

Dirt Ninja

–noun, plural. dirt ninja or dirt ninjas.
a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.

I never saw that dirt ninja coming, shouldn't he be running a casino somewhere?

by Onigato July 08, 2010