Definitions by Onigato

Chinese Space Dock 

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

Chinese Space Dock by Onigato September 20, 2019

Pickle Clit 

An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.

I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.

Pickle Clit by Onigato September 20, 2019

Log Splitter 

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

Log Splitter by Onigato December 23, 2014

Dirt Ninja 

–noun, plural. dirt ninja or dirt ninjas.
a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.

I never saw that dirt ninja coming, shouldn't he be running a casino somewhere?

Dirt Ninja by Onigato July 8, 2010

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

Ninja Blumpkin by Onigato June 26, 2010