Port-A-John

Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.

Man, I can't believe that she let me port-a-john her on the second date.

by Leslie Barbara January 18, 2007

porta john bitches

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.

Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."

by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

Porta John

A man who has sex with a hooker in his or someone elses car.

Man ive been workin all night and got nothing but a bunch of porta johns.

by Zell Faze May 16, 2009

Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

Porta John

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.

Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

portajohn

A mobile encasement with a toilet.

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.

by Dude. April 28, 2003