Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Blarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

pastatute

One who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.

I feel bad for Mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, She just sells in on the street.

by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

Pastable

Something that can be made into a pasta. Pretty much every food is pastable, if you want it to be.

Nick: "Too bad we don't have any meatballs, I really want to eat some pasta."
Lindsay: "Let's just use this potato, it's totally pastable!"

And they all live happily ever after.

by Jugina Wombie February 8, 2013

Pastalytize

To espouse one's belief in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and spread the noodly goodness of Pastafarianism.

The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation took to the streets, handing out religious tracts and colorful noodle necklaces as they pastalytized to the heathen masses.

by The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation February 11, 2015

Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

Pasar

Pasar is a friend you will only find once in your lifetime.
The most stupid and funny things you experienced probably happened with her.
A heart of gold that's whats makes her special.
Although her roots are arabic she looks like a chinese but she still has a nice booty.
If you are friends with a Pasar you should never ever let her go.

Ayy, Bro have you already seen Pasar today it's so boring without her??
Noo, she is probably makin some lahmacun or cruisin with Hamudi!!

by baerbel December 1, 2018

Pastachoni

Pasta, but really really small. Incredibly small.

I’d love some carbs, but not too many, so I’ll opt for the pastachoni.

by Fupadirect June 2, 2021