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1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
(noun)
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er
On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.
by Rev. Dr. Biko January 08, 2013
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To espouse one's belief in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and spread the noodly goodness of Pastafarianism.
The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation took to the streets, handing out religious tracts and colorful noodle necklaces as they pastalytized to the heathen masses.
by The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation February 11, 2015
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