pastaroly 

a word used to confuse murphy

Man, I wish pastaroly
Murphy: What?
Friend: same

pastaroly by Smooth FUNK December 8, 2019

Pastalytize 

1: to induce someone to convert to one's faith to Pastafarianism (www.venganza.org).

2: to recruit someone to join a Pastafarian party, Pastafarian institution, or Pastafarian cause

3: to move from "Apostasy" to "a pasta, see?"

(intransitive verb)
— pas·ta·ly·tize
— pas·ta·ly·tized
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·ing
(noun)
— pas·ta·ly·ti·za·tion
— pas·ta·ly·tiz·er

On fridays we go to bars to pastalytize. At least we don't go door-to-door or bug you at a bus stop.

Pastalytize by Rev. Dr. Biko January 8, 2013

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

pastaholic by chefstef March 2, 2014

Pastorly

Strictly non gay

Straight

Hetrosexual

eg. we have a pastorly relationship

he is pastorly

Pastorly by signorgonzalez May 22, 2011

Pastadolodo 

It's like "Holy shit, AWESOME!!!!"

Yank my balls off, that's pastadolodo!!!!!!

Pastadolodo by DoctorRectumus March 31, 2010

PastaroniRavioli 

A Youtuber who's purpose is to be an adorable tea kettle that helps spread love and giggle's to their audience with her outstanding personality. She also has quit her job to be a full-time content creator for Youtube and Twitch!

PastaroniRavioli is the best living tea kettle in all the lands.

PastaroniRavioli by LittleFluffers August 17, 2022

Pastalytize 

To espouse one's belief in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and spread the noodly goodness of Pastafarianism.

The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation took to the streets, handing out religious tracts and colorful noodle necklaces as they pastalytized to the heathen masses.

Pastalytize by The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation February 11, 2015