nads

Short for "gonads", a girl's balls (didn't know we've got some too, didja?) or some dudes testicles. In other words, my two best friends.

Hi, I'm (name). And before you ask, yes, I do have name for my nads. The left one is Akiyama Ishida and the right one is Yoshihiru Suzuki. If you gents are lucky you just might get to meet the both of them.

by O.o Times Are Tough o.O April 26, 2008

NAD

Literal meaning: Not A Dud
NAD: (1) NADs are the opposite of DUDs. NADs don't like DUDs (Duds), don't hang out with DUDs, and definitely don't want to be DUDs. NADs do what they want, have fun, party hard, and believe that we are all only young once--so live it up now!

Kate: Are you going out tonight?
Alex: No, I am going to stay home by myself and hang out with my cat while you go out with our friends to a bar have fun.
Katie: I thought you were a NAD?
Alex: I guess I am a DUD.

by Katie Schriver September 13, 2008

nad

Not rad. The opposite of rad.

Dude, these waves suck....they are totally nad.

by Jack Murak April 8, 2007

nadded

to be struck with force or to put extreme pressure on the male groin.

dood:i totally nadded hat guy with a spade.

dood:owwwwww, i nadded my self on the fence!

by wesley dye December 21, 2007

nad pack

The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.

I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!

by Dentar July 25, 2006

dad nads

When ones ballsack starts to sag and droop due to old age.

Look at Mr. Smith's moose knuckle, his dad nads must hang to his knees!

by CaptainSasquatch December 27, 2016

Ironclad Nads

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"

What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017