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'nad sap; male ejaculate


(see also: spuzzum)
I left a trail of spuzz from her nipple to her ear.
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

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male ejaculate; aka man batter.

From: Gonad Sap (sap being the liquid found in wood....)
I left a trail of 'nad sap spilling over her pillowy arse.
by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

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to engage in anal sex acts
I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!
by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

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slang term for female pudenda, esp. the pink bits.
Excuse me, Miss. May I lick your clam until you see stars?
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

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an extreme form of masochistic behaviour, in which the slave is coated with fecal material until blisters are raised on the skin. Not for the faint-of-heart, or the sane.
The dungeon of his master was where he endured shit-blistering, in order to gain Her approval.
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

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a Russian word, denoting "Bureau Number", or construction number. Used to identify military aircraft.
I watched the SU-27 rip across the sky, and marveled at the power of Bort-34's engines.
by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

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