nads

Short for "gonads", a girl's balls (didn't know we've got some too, didja?) or some dudes testicles. In other words, my two best friends.

Hi, I'm (name). And before you ask, yes, I do have name for my nads. The left one is Akiyama Ishida and the right one is Yoshihiru Suzuki. If you gents are lucky you just might get to meet the both of them.

by O.o Times Are Tough o.O April 26, 2008

Nad

A Nad, or more commonly referred to as 'Nadding' is the act of having 40winks and can strike, without warning, at any point of the day. It is most prevalent following the consumption of a McNad, en route to work, which subsequently results in the late arrival to one's workplace. Going for a Nad/McNad is a popular pastime in the Barsha/Al Wasl region.

My word I'm exhausted....I could do with a Nad, but not before I finish my McNad.

by McNad July 1, 2014

nad

Not rad. The opposite of rad.

Dude, these waves suck....they are totally nad.

by Jack Murak April 8, 2007

nadded

to be struck with force or to put extreme pressure on the male groin.

dood:i totally nadded hat guy with a spade.

dood:owwwwww, i nadded my self on the fence!

by wesley dye December 21, 2007

nad pack

The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.

I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!

by Dentar July 25, 2006

dad nads

When ones ballsack starts to sag and droop due to old age.

Look at Mr. Smith's moose knuckle, his dad nads must hang to his knees!

by CaptainSasquatch December 27, 2016

Ironclad Nads

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"

What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017