jolong

jolong - saying goodbye someone who you consider to be an 'average joe'

a new take on so long

'jolong motherfucker' he walks away 'god that dude has zero personality and i hope he knows it now i said jolong'

by lonxinnit June 19, 2024

Jofton

Joey wardell, best fortnite player on NAE

This (person) just Jofton this kid after full piecing him

by Jofton March 10, 2024

Jolonk

A word used when someone’s behavior is so dumb, ridiculous, or just flat-out unserious that you can’t even be bothered to argue. Instead of explaining why they’re a clown, you hit them with “Are you having jolonk?” and mentally clock out.

Bro: “I texted her 17 times last night, no reply yet, but I think she’s just playing hard to get.”
You: “Bro… are you having a jolonk?”

by anonymous April 22, 2025

johtonian

Originating from the Johto region of Japan. This term can also describe something from the second generation of Pokémon.

My johtonian friend is going to visit her cousin in Tokyo.

by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025

Jolting

Sitting with a 5 hour energy in your butt resting until you need it. Use a reverse fart and baby you're jolting.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna sleep on this drive, I've been jolting.

by Dallas John Gorlami October 26, 2025

joltingly

The act of doing something in a way that is jolting or uncomfortable. Consider one is an eldritch horror disguised as a human. They would have jolting movements. So if they went about doing something, they'd be doing it joltingly.

The eldritch horror disguised as a human joltingly eased herself into the chair.

by peepeeandalsopoopoo November 24, 2025

Filthy Al Jolson

Like a filthy Sanchez but you stick your shit covered dick in her mouth and the shit builds up on her lips

Last night I gave my girlfriend a filthy Al Jolson

by Captain Deadpool October 16, 2019