Jolonk 

A word used when someone’s behavior is so dumb, ridiculous, or just flat-out unserious that you can’t even be bothered to argue. Instead of explaining why they’re a clown, you hit them with “Are you having jolonk?” and mentally clock out.

Bro: “I texted her 17 times last night, no reply yet, but I think she’s just playing hard to get.”
You: “Bro… are you having a jolonk?”

Jolonk by anonymous April 22, 2025

Jobonkos

That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.

Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.

Jobonkos by The Molly's April 29, 2021

jolongo 

Fucked up (in Spanish)

Este omelette esta bien jolongo

jolongo by Hotsauce1015 March 24, 2019

joonk11tyz 

a kpop tiktoker who also happens to be jimin’s girlfriend

“wow, did u know my moot joonk11tyz is dating the REAL park jimin??”

joonk11tyz by namjoonsbeanie June 28, 2021

joonk11tyz 

park jimin's girlfriend.

"yo did you hear about joonk11tyz?"
"huh? oh, you mean jimins girlfriend?"

joonk11tyz by mygbrainrot July 3, 2021

Bhut Jolokia 

A guy with gawgeous curls and eyes like the mediterranean sea, some call him Zeus but I call him Sebastian.

All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.

Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.

Chef 1: Hi, sir. I present you my dish. Enjoy.
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL

Bhut Jolokia by OfficialFelicityjones November 22, 2021

jolonda 

One crazy moths fucka who despises people that are lazy and don't work also is deaf and has a friend named Ashley.

Jolonda called me a whore.

jolonda by not a 45 year old cop November 27, 2014