Jolonk

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A word used when someone’s behavior is so dumb, ridiculous, or just flat-out unserious that you can’t even be bothered to argue. Instead of explaining why they’re a clown, you hit them with “Are you having jolonk?” and mentally clock out.

Bro: “I texted her 17 times last night, no reply yet, but I think she’s just playing hard to get.”
You: “Bro… are you having a jolonk?”

Jolonk by anonymous April 22, 2025

Words you can keep

Jobonkos

That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.

Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.

Jobonkos by The Molly's April 29, 2021

Related Words

Jolonk • joonk11tyz • Jobonkos • jolink • Jolockona • jolok • jolokia • Jolokian tubes • Joloking • Jolokreaper

jolongo

Fucked up (in Spanish)

Este omelette esta bien jolongo

jolongo by Hotsauce1015 March 24, 2019

joonk11tyz

a kpop tiktoker who also happens to be jimin’s girlfriend

“wow, did u know my moot joonk11tyz is dating the REAL park jimin??”

joonk11tyz by namjoonsbeanie June 28, 2021

joonk11tyz

park jimin's girlfriend.

"yo did you hear about joonk11tyz?"
"huh? oh, you mean jimins girlfriend?"

joonk11tyz by mygbrainrot July 3, 2021

Bhut Jolokia

A guy with gawgeous curls and eyes like the mediterranean sea, some call him Zeus but I call him Sebastian.

All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.

Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.

Chef 1: Hi, sir. I present you my dish. Enjoy.
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL

Bhut Jolokia by OfficialFelicityjones November 22, 2021

jolonda

One crazy moths fucka who despises people that are lazy and don't work also is deaf and has a friend named Ashley.

Jolonda called me a whore.

jolonda by not a 45 year old cop November 27, 2014

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026