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joton
joton by Mestrovich May 24, 2006
joton
Look at that joton, unmistakably gay.
hessika jorton
her real name is jessica but prefers to switch the first two letters of her names to make it sound cooler. She is very energetic and loves everyone. She has no tolerance for bossy people, and doesn't really like when people tell her what to do. If you meet a hessika jorton you are a lucky person.
hessika jorton by tomago otama December 18, 2019
Joston
Joston is the definition of "best " he never gives up his a faithful lad thou his very naughty in certain aspects .but his very kind and lovable .everyone wants to be like joston
Joston has a huge dick and sometimes his not loyal his a cassanova at times
Joston has a huge dick and sometimes his not loyal his a cassanova at times
I want to be like joston
Joston by Legend of Zelda March 30, 2019
joston
An arrogant stupid little boy that always thinks he's better than everybody else and starts rumors about girls and he's a fuckboy if you know this boy then I feel sorry for you because he's going to f*** your heart and he has big dick
Destiny-Why are u sad
April-cause joston said I fucked him
Destiny-well he just does that because he has a big dick and that's his personality too a 'big dick'.
April-cause joston said I fucked him
Destiny-well he just does that because he has a big dick and that's his personality too a 'big dick'.
joston by Big Daddy jr November 22, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026