joton
joton by Mestrovich May 24, 2006
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joton
Look at that joton, unmistakably gay.
Joongdunking
They were so enamored of one another, that they didn't realize their flirting had become joongdunking.
Joongdunking by Monochromaticform July 20, 2023
Sung-Joon
"Sung-Joon" is a slang term for someone who purposefully irritates others whilst acting oblivious to his/her actions.
Person X posts a photoshopped picture of Y to irritate him/her
Y: "why did you do that?!"
X: "ha...what are you talking about?"
Y:"You know what I mean!...your such a Sung-Joon"
Another example:
Person X falsely claims to have beaten up person Y in a sad attempt to gain clout from his/her peers.
Y: "Why are you telling people that you beat me up?"
X: (Giggling)"because I did"
Y: "What are you on about? Your such an SJ!"
Y: "why did you do that?!"
X: "ha...what are you talking about?"
Y:"You know what I mean!...your such a Sung-Joon"
Another example:
Person X falsely claims to have beaten up person Y in a sad attempt to gain clout from his/her peers.
Y: "Why are you telling people that you beat me up?"
X: (Giggling)"because I did"
Y: "What are you on about? Your such an SJ!"
joongdok
It is the homoerotic connection between the characters Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja from the webnovel/webtoon 'Omniscient Reader'. Both showing signs of affection for each other and are respectively known as 'sunfish bastard' and 'ugly squid'.
Some examples being;
Yoo Joonghyuk choking Kim Dokja
They insult each other while caring the most about the other.
They would both sacrifice themselves for the other.
Some examples being;
Yoo Joonghyuk choking Kim Dokja
They insult each other while caring the most about the other.
They would both sacrifice themselves for the other.
joongdok by 9NY1F58X18O6Z4 February 2, 2022
Song Joong-Ki
Song Joong-Ki is a Korean actor/model/one song singer known for his flawless, soft skin and overall awesomeness. He's featured on many cosmetic products due to his divine skin quality envied by many women, including his own mother. He has been in many dramas and clearly outshines his co-stars. So far he has been in Love Racing, My Precious Child, OB/GYN Doctors, Will It Snow For Christmas?, My Fair Lady, Sungkyunkwan Scandal, Triple, Tree With Deep Roots, and Nice Guy. He sang an OST song for Nice Guy, so obviously, he's a full-fledged professional singer now. His new album will be sold in stores soon.
"Did you watch Nice Guy?"
"Is that the one with that flawless male lead?"
"Song Joong-Ki I presume?"
"Why yes! He's a very dashing fellow."
"I hate the girl he's with. She obviously doesn't know what "boundaries" mean!"
"Amen, sister! He's all mine!!!"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
*(start fighting)
"Is that the one with that flawless male lead?"
"Song Joong-Ki I presume?"
"Why yes! He's a very dashing fellow."
"I hate the girl he's with. She obviously doesn't know what "boundaries" mean!"
"Amen, sister! He's all mine!!!"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
*(start fighting)
Song Joong-Ki by SkksJoongki November 10, 2012
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