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America's ass

Owned by Steve Rodgers (Captain America) / Chris Evans
THE ass of 2019 and probably 2020.

The scene where everyone in the cinema drooled, agreed with Scott Lang and saluted.
"As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass." - Scott Lang
by TMI-lilly April 18, 2020
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America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.
Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.
by Pav Lago March 22, 2017
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America's Crazy Ex

Another term for the defeated ex-President, Donald Trump. Like a crazy ex who cannot handle rejection, he keeps talking about it, blaming others and stirring up trouble. The term was coined by Michael Fanone, the DC cop who was nearly killed by the violent mob at the Capitol January 6.
Diaper Donald Trump has earned the title, 'America's Crazy Ex' for incessantly attacking those who rejected him in the 2020 Presidential Election. The DOJ needs to place a retraining order on this lunatic.
by LaughingAloud February 1, 2022
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America's next top model

Another lame reality show in which whiny, unattractive, anorexic, drama queens compete with each other to be America's Next Top Model....for the few months. They constantly bitch and complain about what they have to do for photo shoots and frequently fight amongst themselves for no reason at all. In addition, very few of these girls are even attractive. Ironically the few cute girls on the show are always the ones that get kicked off.

The winner of ANTM never really actually becomes a "top model", they get some publicity for a few months, then they quickly fade into oblivion.
Q: Wow another season of America's next top model, whatever happened to whats her name who won last season?
A: She's a fat coke head now

Again, the cutest girl left on ANTM got kicked off last night; I guess she wasn't skinny enough.

Last night on ANTM, two girls were fighting over a Saltine and one ended up having a nervous breakdown.
by CJE December 25, 2007
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America's Army

Awsome tactical FPS made by the U.S. Army.
Easily the best free game available today, America's Army is based on realism. Despite cries of, "propaganda, propaganda!" (see stupidly long definition at he bottom of the page). Most AA players are in it for fun.... and this it delivers effectively.
It is easy to die in AA, ususally 3 or fewer hits is enough to end your game, and once you're dead, you dont come back until the next round. This forces players to play with their brain and work as a team, much like the real army must do to stay alive in the field.
Weapons are modelled realisticly in looks, sound, and the way they behave. The gunshots are actually recorded from the shooting range, and the reloading animations are accurate to a T.
The most interesting feature of America's Army is the way the teams are set up; there is no "terroists versus U.S.". Instead both teams see themselves and their teammates as US soldiers with US weapons. And will see the enemy as Terrorists with Russian made firearms. The oppsing team will see the exact opposite.
America's Army's graphics are nothing special, but there are no major complaints, as long as you have decent graphics hardware.
"You guys up for Some Amerca's Army tonight?"
"HUA! I just finished downloading America's Army"
by Sexy McSexington March 17, 2005
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America's Best Dance Crew

A television show, produced by Randy Jackson on MTV, that showcases American Hip Hop Dance TEAMS. The reason I highlight TEAM is because a team is a group of colleagues who get together purely for dancing. Being a dance CREW implies that there is close-knit group of friends who just so happen to dance.

A major problem with the show is that it misrepresents hip hop (Along with movies such as You Got Served, Step Up, Stomp the Yard, etc). Such shows give misconceptions that the unknowing public believe to be true.

These misconceptions can include but are not limited to:

1. ABDC teams are the best
2. ABDC teams are very original and innovative
3. ABDC is good cause it helps unknown dance crews become famous
4. The judges on ABDC are very knowledgable of dancing

The truth is that although ABDC dancers are talented, they are far from being the best. There are many more talented dance crews out there just in America (not including France, Japan, and South Korea which are considered much better "dancing countries") The only difference is that the better crews want to keep their dignity and don't want to be misrepresented in the media.
Also, much of the choreography on ABDC is stolen from other dance crews without any credit given to the makers. Quest Crew especially is known for stealing moves.
Also, the dance teams on ABDC were famous prior to the show and did not need it to boost their career. Jabbawockeez, Super Crew, and Quest were all famous before winning. The only difference now is that they are beccoming FADS, getting GROUPIES, and are being EXPLOITED by the media.

FINALLY AND MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL. The judges on ABDC have no idea of what they are talking about. One judge was a SINGER on NSYNC, Shane Sparx doesnt know how to dance, and Lil Mama is a rapper not a dancer)
SHANE SPARX KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIP HOP. WHO THE HELL KNEW OF SHANE SPARX BEFORE ABDC. WHO THE HELL STILL KNOWS WHO HE IS? SHANE SPARX, CLIMB BACK THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM AND STOP KILLING HIP HOP!!

AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW

Randy Jackson: DOG IM RANDY JACKSON! DOG! YO DOG! RANDY JACKSON! DOGGGGG...DOGGGGGG
by truhiphop April 24, 2009
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America's Shittiest

Milwaukee's Best. Beer usually drunken by underage teens who can't afford anything else.
15 yo: Hey lets get some Milwaukee's Best for tonight.

Other 15 yo: Nah. It might be Milwaukee's Best, but it's America's Shittiest. Let's get Natty Lite.
by part irishman September 19, 2009
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