Spaghetti Mess 

A mess of cables, it can be any kind of cables or wires. Fiber, Coax, Ethernet, etc.

*Looking at network equipment rack*

"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."

Spaghetti Mess by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

Salty Mess 

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

Salty Mess by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

Construction Mess

It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...

Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?

Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).

Construction Mess by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025

Midgley Mess

When you melt a dark chocolate orange and dip your scrotum in it before receiving oral sex.

John felt adventurous so asked his wife to give him a Midgley mess.

Midgley Mess by SillySausage12345 February 6, 2026

Eton mess

The act of finishing in a strawberry flavoured condom and then pulling it off your dick to slurp it like a frube. The combination of strawberry flavouring, man cream and possibly small lumps of smeg create the complete Eaton mess experience.

I wrapped up last night before I shagged her and when I finished I eton messed it.

Eton mess by Alexandermarkcreasy May 24, 2026

Mental Mess

A Mental Mess refers to the inner workings of a traumatised character’s brain in familial detail.

Shinji Ikari has the inner workings of a Mental Mess. Both he and Kouji Kabuto from Mazinger Z are good indicators that merchandise is part of the norm in real life.

Mental Mess by Snapper2001 May 24, 2026

Mass-M-Mess 

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.

"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"

Mass-M-Mess by Merlot69 April 30, 2009