Hot Mess

Jizz. Ejaculate. Semen. That's right , this is where this popular term originates from.

He left a hot mess on the sheets

by Codecaps February 02, 2018

Hot Mess

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.

Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.

by jc_sherwood1 August 29, 2011

Hot Mess

When she is way hot but she is super clumsy

Have you seen that chick Ashley? She's the really hot one that's always getting hurt bc she's so clumsy. I swear she's a hot mess.

by BearCherryPie August 04, 2021

hot mess

A creative platform created by Generational icon Luka Sabbat and photographer Noah Dillon, capitalising on the fascinatingly unattractive and disorganised. Creative products include video, photography, editorial billboards, galleries, and merch. Latest projects include Margiela footwear campaign and Roberto Cavalli sneaker campaign as well as film "My America" in collaboration with American Apparel.

"yo did you go to the Hot Mess gallery show"
"yeah my dude it was fire"

by kingkenny March 04, 2019

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers October 01, 2022

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 23, 2023

jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

by FlamexTheCat July 09, 2018