Definitions by Alexandermarkcreasy

Eton mess

The act of finishing in a strawberry flavoured condom and then pulling it off your dick to slurp it like a frube. The combination of strawberry flavouring, man cream and possibly small lumps of smeg create the complete Eaton mess experience.

I wrapped up last night before I shagged her and when I finished I eton messed it.

Eton mess by Alexandermarkcreasy May 24, 2026