messican

Deliberate slang misspelling for "Mexican"

Goddamned messicans, they come to take our jobs.

by daMotha June 30, 2004

messican

1. Incorrect pronunciation of "Mexican."
Most often used by blacks and Italians.

He's really cute for being a messican.

by Legs (Saintt) November 30, 2006

messican

under-minimum wage lawnmowing person,. does not do well when put in contact with anything even remotely involving education

07:37 (@piggy): you lawn mowing messican
07:37 (@piggy): where you been?
07:37 (@evilfr3ak): well school is hella hard

by mvz January 04, 2004

messican

ironknuckle

ironknuckle is a messican

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

messican

A dish consisting of all kinds of Mexican style food (such as beans, cheese, sour cream, seasoned meat) all mixed up in a bowl eaten warm using tortilla chips.

Yum, this messican isn’t Mexican food but it sure is good!

by Cattaca October 02, 2020

Messican

mes-sican
/noun/
(not to be confused with the word "Mexican") Individual that speaks Spanish, has dark hair and brown skin, but is not Mexican nor has any Mexican ancestry.

Ellis is from Ecuador, therefore he Messican

by Overwatch Weeb March 14, 2017

Messican

A class lower than mexican. Messican's think they are cool, when everyone knows they are losers.

Mexican : WOOHOO
Messican : what are you exited about?
Mexican : I'm not the lowest class ever!!
Messican :Really? Then who is?
Mexican : YOU

by Stampskey Oith March 22, 2010