fake lgbt

Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt

Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

fake ass bitch

A noun or adjective of someone who is a user, liar, and likes to take advantage of others or a situation. jneen jtorched motherlicker user fake ass mooch

DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....

by ssatanica April 10, 2009

Fake news

Fake news is a piece of news which has been distributed by a news organisation which contains some form of dishonesty, typically to promote a political agenda. Fake news can be broken down into a number of categories, which are:

Outright lie - The news piece contains a claim which is objectively false.

Lying by omission - the deliberate exclusion of information from the news piece which is critical to properly understanding the situation.

Lying by structure - the deliberate positioning of critical information at the end of a news report, resulting in many people not actually hearing the full story.

Selective outrage - deliberately reporting on a event which supports a particular political narrative, while ignoring similar events which would go against the desired narrative.

Emotive appeal - structuring a news piece in such a way as to attempt to emotionally manipulate the audience instead of focusing on the facts of the situation.

Hidden retraction - a news organisation will make a claim which is false, and then correct their original statement in such a way that fewer people will see the correction than saw the original news piece.

"This news channel is fake news, they are always lying and being dishonest!"

by Phoenix797 June 26, 2018

Fakesquare

To check-in on Foursquare mobile app when you are not actually at the location you are checking in at, in a bid to gain mayorship of the location, or raise your position on the weekly leaderboard.

Sure, Bill is mayor of the café but he never even goes there, he just fakesquares from his apartment upstairs.

I heard Stephanie got number 1 on the Foursquare leaderboard this week, but she's always fakesquaring on the bus, so *whatever*.

by Fairsquarer December 13, 2009

Feeling of the faces

Also known as the "fof's". That time when you are uncomfortably high and you feel as if everyone in the room is just staring at you. This feeling can get quite uncomfortable unless you have others around you who are familiar with this feeling and you can immediately express your concerns with them.

"I was high as balls last night and was enjoying myself until I realized everyone was giving me the feeling of the faces"

by Margeie October 2, 2011

fake-tato

The powdered mashed potatoes you get in a box.

I was running out of food so I decided to whip together my box of fake-tatoes for dinner.

by Dr. Craig September 10, 2007

Fake Steeze

Fake style; when a skateboarder tries too hard to have grace in his/her tricks, forcing something that isn't there.

That skater is so full of fake steeze; he just mob flips everything.

by HitPop December 17, 2008