Warm Wanter 

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!

Warm Wanter by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009

Kamikaze Watermelon 

A flying watermelon that screams "Wheee" towards its target. Causes little harm, but can awake zeeky h-bombs. From the Demented Cartoon Movie.

"Whee!" (Splat)

Kamikaze Watermelon by Anonymous May 22, 2003

waiter's nightmare 

A bad dream experienced by persons who wait tables for a living. The details in the dream may vary, but the one constant of all waiters nightmares is a full station (assigned tables) of unhappy customers (or members if the establishment is a private club). A common WN is arriving late at work and finding your station already full to capacity. Another common one is not being able to get organized, and realizing you have forgotten to turn in an order to the kitchen for a table that has been waiting a long time. Coming out of the kitchen with a tray of entrees and dropping it on the floor is a favorite. One of the more disturbing waiters nightmares is having a large table of people, or maybe even more than one table in the party, and after waiting for what seems like hours for their food to come up, and it's like midnight and all other customers and wait staff are long gone, and you go into the kitchen to check on your food, and all the cooks have cleaned up the kitchen and left, and didn't make your table's food.

Anybody who has worked as a server is familiar with the waiter's nightmare

waiter's nightmare by Woody Thomas December 11, 2009

Walter Payton College Prep 

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

Walter Payton College Prep by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

Waterford PA 

Aka George Washington's stomping grounds. Where you can walk down main street, which is called High Street smoking a blunt with no problem except that everyone you pass wants to chief your shit. The highest concentration of antique stores, salons, & bars per square mile in the whole United States. Where a delusional old lady Bunny kisses you on your neck every time you see her & calls you her child. The only time there is a traffic jam is during Heritage Days & it's all under the one light in the entire town. The only town in America where if you see one black guy it won't be at night. You can find weed or beer before you can find any minority. Instead of sub-divisions you have trailer parks. The town where the only grocery store changes its name every year & a half. Our past gym teacher won a ring during the first Super Bowl with the Green Bay Packers. R.I.P. Baddest wresters in the land of America. We have as many wrestling state trophies as losing seasons for the football team though. Peep the girls volleyball team though. Overall, "Fuck It Once A Bison Always A Bison."

"Friday night football games, in Waterford PA is your best opportunity to get laid."

"Eating Betty's in Waterford PA at 4:30AM is the best hang over cure."

"Get drunk & get your haircut."

Waterford PA by 420BisonStonedGenius's September 23, 2011

Walter Palmer 

A piece of shit that murders animals for no other reason than fun. he also a dentist, nobody likes those scary fucks.

1. news: a man called Walter Palmer hired someone to kill a famous lion for 50, 000$
Lions: What a piece of fuck, i would fucking rip him apart.

Walter Palmer by bluesofthedead August 13, 2015

Waterchip 

Water Purification chip needed for creating potable water.
can be found in wasteland vaults and necropolis.

The Vaultdweller: Do you know were i can find a
waterchip?

Random Dude: No.

The Vaultdweller: Fuck.

Waterchip by MAX PEPAYNE March 3, 2008