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Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

At one time the best show on Adult Swim, but ever since the movie has come out it has been going to downhill fast. Story involves three fast food characters, frylock, shake, and meatwad who were once detectives and solved mysteries, but later on the plots came from completely random events. Notable villains include mothmonsterman, MC Pee Pants, and the broodwitch.
Adult Swim Fan #1- "New Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on tonight!!"
Adult Swim Fan #2- "No thanks, That show stopped being funny after the 3rd season"
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Horny teen 

Everyone on urban dictionary is one
Every single poster is a horny teen on here
Horny teen by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022

How to get a teen off their phone 

Well what did you expect? You’re doomed you dingbat.
Urban dictionary can’t help me on how to get a teen off their phone

Smells Like Teen Spirit 

Rock band Nirvana's most popular song, it is also widely considered the song that killed their lead singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain as he felt that its popularity turned him into a sellout.
Dude 1: Play some Nirvana, dude.
Dude 2: How bout Smells Like Teen Spirit
Dude 1: Fuck that it killed Kurt, play Lithium or Sliver

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

Awesome show meant to be watched exclusively by those who are extremely high, for the following reasons:

Contains tantalizing, colorful depictions of giant food

Comes on very late at night

The title. What the hell does "aqua teen" mean? The creators puff for sure

Loose, unrealistic plot lines suggest the show was never supposed to make sense to non-stoned minds

The characters are food, dammit, and they talk in funny voices
(watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Guy 1: Oh my GOD, talking, dancing meatballs are funny. Look at the funny meatball! Look at the funny meatball! He's BREAK DANCING! That's sooo awesome!

Guy 2: I feel you, man. Hey, let's see if we can't order, like, a meatball pizza from Poppa John's. I got the mad munchies.

Guy 1: Yeah, then we can top it with Doritos and dip it in ranch dressing!

Guy 2: Sweet.

Gay Teen Forum

A gay virtual hangout comprised mainly of inane and recklessly discriminating 13-25yo's who proudly strut their antagonism as if they were nothing more than innocently playful but then go to vilify those who object to their irritating behavior. They tend to decide respectability basedprimarily on popularity (typically judged superficially), all the while dismissing well-thoughtout potentially valid points of members who"everyone hates". Unpopular older, wiser members are often quickly regarded as a creeper/pedo for little to none other than their unpleasant presence; even when their behaviour's appropriate, as they normally are. The petty accusers would attempt to disguise their rationale by pointing to any mere instance where the olders either give compliments to younger members, tip them congrats or give them emotional assurance in sticky situations. As if these older veteran's presence alone is somehow inherently a threat for simply speaking to a younger member, but it rarely stops there."Creepers" apparently include those new members who (indecorously) start their first posts in the forum on the topic of dating/sex, neverminding the possibility that these may actually be real-life insecure or threatened teens who never had the chance to even talk about their homosexuality, let alone gay dating.
It's not hard to realize that GTF is less about the core values it proudly reputes itself to have and more about the leisure gained from the trouble its loudmouthed members cause.
newb_14 <3: "imgself-pic of newb14 kissing another boy's cheeks./img hii! new to gay teen forum.I jst came out to mom this year.She was kinda pissed but decided to let me to go to homecoming with my new bf anyways. I love her like moutains!
me and my bf had a great time. Its the only time I get to really be gay since this town f'in hates 'fags'. thoughts? =) "

CollegeBlackandAsianGuy23: "Hey, newb_14<3! Big warm welcome to GTF! I think it's great that you came out your freshman year in high-school. I didn't have the guts to 'cause of my own anti-gay environment. I was in hs not too long ago myself and remember good and well just how simply cruel people were. It shows that you're ahead of most gay teens of our time, and it's definitely something you should be proud of.
I'm glad for you guys. You and your boy look really cute together.
As far as your mom goes, remember that she may have it harder than you: she feels forced into the closet herself since she can't talk about your gayness to others due to the hostility SHE might face. Remember to stick by her and help her accept you just by being the son you've always been. You guys are close, and that's a good start."

17_Vigil_Bro: "newb14, do yourself a favor and stay away from CollegeGuy. hes a fucking pedo. why does HE care about your personal situation?"

Popular_GTF_Dude_20: "Whatup? great pic! if i were still in hs, I'D want to be the boy you're kissing.
shirtless plz!! (: "

17_Vigil_Bro: " ^what Popular said ^ "
Gay Teen Forum by AC di Cali August 10, 2014

Nympho-teen 

An extra-regular young hot female with rude attitude and straight bitch-face.
Hey Mark, I think I saw a nympho-teen. She was walking through the halway like a complete bitch.
Nympho-teen by kingpablo November 8, 2017