Fotuto

1. Wind instrument which produces a prolonged and loud sound similar to that of a trumpet or shell.

2. Derogatory term for Puerto Rico Governor Luis Fortuño, leader of one of the most destructive and terrorist administrations the island of Puerto Rico has ever had.

Ese fotuto no vale un chavo, que se vaya con su esposa y sus hijos pa' Estados Unidos.

by Loco Como Cabra October 15, 2009

fetus

One who acts like a baby.

Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!

by lingo1 June 1, 2007

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.

Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.

by Fi March 19, 2004

fogus

A shorter word for fucking bogus.

"That was so fogus of you to ditch me yesterday."

by Taylor G July 12, 2005

fotsch

A fat hairy lumberjack who wishes to be an artist.
He consumes flapjacks as his primary means of fuel
Often seem yodeling while cutting down trees, which causes him to be mistaken for the sasquatch
If engages, you may be stalked for 8-10 business days
He often believes that his cutting down of trees is an art form, and tries to initial his work, by peeing his name in the snow
Is a strong believer in astronomical signs effecting everyday life, and may blame personal faults on their sign
Is afraid of names with both letters: I and E in them
Enjoys eating chewy bars, when flapjacks can't be found

Person 1: Is that sasquatch eating pancakes while peeing in the snow?
Person 2: No, I think that's fotsch, we better avoid him

by F.valentine August 15, 2009

Fouse

A more American way to say fiance.

"He just proposed to me, he is now my fouse."

by Cardilly August 28, 2009

Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.

"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"

by TierneyDee January 5, 2009