kitchencel 

An incel that copes by cooking meals for himself.

This pasta turned shit! Maybe I can ask some kitchencels for advice on it.

kitchencel by pulica_franaru July 11, 2025

Kitchenheimer 

According to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen Hitler. Similar to how Hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.

"Man, I hate being my boss's kitchenheimer. Just because he doesn't want to do the shit-work around the kitchen since he's the head chef doesn't mean that I WANT TO do it."

Kitchenheimer by The Water Hoe May 12, 2016

Kitchenheimer 

A sous-chef to a kitchen Hitler

The assistant chef at Chilis was a Kitchenheimer because he helped the main chef spit in people's food.

Kitchenheimer by DownWithMoffat July 20, 2016

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener

When you meet two girls in kitchener with your friend and you both get laid. Then after the following years, the result becomes a curse, hindering and/or allowing you to either get a lot of girls or none.

Yo, I banged some young thottis from kitchener, i hope i dont get the kurdi kurse of kitchener.

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener by 6ft4 jacked rat May 28, 2017

Kitchenheimer's 

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!

Kitchenheimer's by Greg Houck December 22, 2008

Kitchener Chadtard 

A person, who while playing online poker, violently throws their computer mouse across the room while yelling "Fuck You!!!" at the computer screen.

Wow! Now that was a bad poker beat. I bet you the guy that just took that is going Kitchener Chadtard as we speak.

Kitchener Chadtard by Muppet Lord April 15, 2013

Kitchenheimer 

A sous chef to a kitchen hitler.

Description created by Markiplier in his 'Urban Dictionary Challenge w/ Rosanna Pansino' youtube video.

A Kitchenheimer is a sous chef to a kitchen hitler

Kitchenheimer by Lucielocket July 14, 2016