Flaming Sasquatch

When a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being fucked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her butt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the Sasquatch-like call of the woman.

Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.

Office Worker: It smells like burnt shit in here...

Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...

Flaming Sasquatch by Snuffaluffagusto October 29, 2015

Dirty Sasquatch 

The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!

Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.

Dirty Sasquatch by FuzzeeSlipperz October 9, 2008

sassquatch 

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

sassquatch by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Urban Sasquatch 

An individual who may be unusually tall, may have a weird outlook on fashion, and are sensitive to the fact that they carry these attributes and often will take out there aggression by threats and punches. May also be referred to as Urban Yeti.

I shouldn't have made fun of that Urban Sasquatch because I got my ass kicked.

Urban Sasquatch by MadSkyllz August 3, 2007

sasquatch

The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.

The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.

Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.

sasquatch by Davey X. December 28, 2005

Sadsquatch 

A girl who is rather large but not happy about it. She may look very menacing if she approaches you at night or while you are camping in a tent.

OMG, that sadsquatch just scared the bejesus out of me, I thought I was going to be mauled!

Sadsquatch by SuperKel April 22, 2010

Samsquach 

Samsqauch, noun, a samsquach is large hairy, sweaty person who assaults your eyes by eating a burger or sandwich poorly, while whooping and/or grunting.

"You didn't tell me your mom is a samsquach. The wedding'a off."

Samsquach by Mokee September 13, 2014