honeymoon period

The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.

Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

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by yuhmmyedsheeran July 23, 2021

honeymoon

honeymoon a honeymoon is where a couple who was just married go to be alone and to have sex

jake and bethany said the sex on their honeymoon was great and they enjoyed time away from other people.

by AK_Lover August 10, 2004

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 18, 2014

Honeypoon

The wedding night after the process by which two homosexual females commit to each other for life. The honeymoon after a gay marriage.

Jane and Janet are going to Maui for their Honeypoon!

by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

Honeymoon period

The period (usually two or three weeks) following the purchase of a new electronic gadget, when you are so much in love with your new gizmo that everything about it seems perfect. It doesnt matter how good or bad it actually is, the honeymoon period will always exist (believe it or not, even Vista users had a honeymoon period with their new OS). After the end of the honeymoon period, logic takes over emotion, and you can finally judge your new gadget more objectively, and thus decide whether the purchase was a success or failure. The duration of the honeymoon period is proposal to how good the gadget actually is.

Vista user: “This new Aero environment looks pretty slick, and look at those cool bundled multimedia tools!“

Same vista user, three weeks later: “Vista sucks! What‘s the point of having all those visual effects if the system is dog slow, and the bundled multimedia tools dont support any format that matters, like mp4 or divx avi“ (honeymoon period ended)

by DimK August 30, 2011

Honeymoon Chaser

A person who only dates an individual until the "Honeymoon Phase" ends, in which they seek out another partner whether or not their current relationship is still ongoing.

Erick: Hey Sam, you still dating Serena?

Sam: Nah man, found out Serena's a honeymoon chaser. I think she's dating Jerome now.

Erick: Damn, that's almost as bad a thot.

by Sextones December 1, 2017