schmeat 

Schmeat is faux meat from soy or gluten sources. Soy meats include veggie versions of beef, pork, chicken and turkey.

I made a pizza with pepperoni schmeat. I can make a club sandwich exclusively from schmeats: veggie ham, veggie turkey, veggie bacon and veggie salami topped with soy cheese!

schmeat by nycisme February 2, 2014

Schmeat 

a person who has a small penis

it is the opposite to schlong.

"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"No man I heard Carlos had a schmeat, his girlfriend told me"

Schmeat by EjaculatoryAid May 17, 2015

Schmeat 

saucy meat

Did you hear about susan? he was giving out his schmeat last night at the changs party

Schmeat by luckylibra June 24, 2019

Schmeat Nuke 

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

Schmeat Nuke by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.

The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.

Schmeatwich by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

Schmeatloaf by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022

German schmear 

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

German schmear by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021