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Schmeat
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a person
who has a
small penis
it is the
opposite
to schlong.
"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"
No man
I heard
Carlos had a schmeat, his
girlfriend
told me"
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EjaculatoryAid
May 17, 2015
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