Schmagma

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 6, 2005

schmag

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!"

Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

by stirling78 April 27, 2009

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

by budsbabe February 1, 2008

schmead

Unknown bodily substance found on everyday items.

"Amanda left a bunch of schmead on my monitor and keyboard."

by retlehs September 16, 2006

schmageggy

Yiddish: A lame, ineffectual, or pussy-whipped woman of a man.

I can't take that schmageggy seriously while he's gesticulating so wildly.

by Ma Dwallace January 12, 2006

schmegeggie

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.

I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.

by rob essss July 21, 2008