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A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White
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Schitzing 

When one acts in a rageful, unpredictable manner.
Friend 1: 'Did you see his face, he was furious!'

Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'
Schitzing by Angela83 April 19, 2009
1. First and firstly of all, Schputz is a sexual object used in the cleaning of infected bowels and deep throat exploration.

2. Secondly and secondly of the first one, a Schputz is an unborn fetus used in some delicacy recipes in combination with mashed brusture and scurmuse de broasca juices

3. Thirdly, and most important, a Schputz is The One, chosen messiah of the Gods sent to Neptune in the ectoplasmic carcass of a Codrin, also known as The King of All Merry Codrins. It has irrefutable magical power juices which he uses to lubricate various holes for the purpose of fornication. He does not live in one tree, he lives in all and protects them from vile Canadian lumberjacks.
1.
Joshua: Could you please help me use this Schputz? I have puss in my bowels.
Shawna: Yes, it will be an honor.

2.
Joshua: Excuse me sir, my Schputz is still blinking.
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry, honorable mister. Your meal will be gratis.

3. I tired to cut a tree once and the mighty Schputz raped my beer, after a Codrin jerked off in it. I am sad.
schputz by Afrodisiac Semasturbea December 15, 2008

schatzie 

sweetheart in german, but also the most loving dog you'll ever find. she's a princess and a lap dog and she'll try to protect you from "bad guys" even though she's about a foot long and tiny.
That dog is such a schatzie!
schatzie by conniethegreat April 30, 2010

Schultzie 

To be deliberately oblivious or unaware. To ignore something obvious or fail to acknowledge it. To let someone get way with it without telling on them. Based on the character of Sgt. Schultz (whose nickname was Schultzie) from the Hogan's Heroes television show who often declared "I see nothing! Nothing!" after inadvertently walking in on some forbidden activity.
He walked in on us and caught us red-handed but he just did a Schultzie and left.
They were right in the middle of it and he just turned right around and kept going. Yeah, he totally pulled a Schutzie.
Dude, what if they see you? Ah, they'll just do a Schultzie like usual.
Schultzie by wyrwolf March 15, 2011

Jim Schutze 

A respected editor of The Dallas Observer who is also best known for his heroin addiction.
“Jim Schutze stole one of the garden hoses out of that utility closet earlier and tried to sell it to the Korean over there who works for Whole Foods.”
Jim Schutze by BARRETTBROWN September 26, 2019

Blake Schultz 

Host of the popular the_66podcast on Spotify and talks about ohsaa , ncaa and football
Blake Schultz is the host of The_66podcast on Spotify.
Blake Schultz by Hedhjdh November 9, 2020