Jan

This word is primarily used in this sentence: "I just did a Jan"
It means that you were in group and you had something to say but sadly your words fell upon deaf man's ears.

"hey friends, bla bla bla?"

-ignore-

"oh :( I just did a Jan"

Jan by Jay Von Emm December 7, 2007

Jan

The white man's come back to the word "Jawn". Can be used to describe any other word in the english language.

"Yo man pass that jan over here", or "Hey, take a look at the ass on that jan over there."

Jan by Johnnny Groh March 26, 2008

Jan

A term originating from the popular phrase "Sure, Jan," it is a nickname given to someone you know is a liar. It can also be yelled at someone sporadically during a very important Twitter debate, or when some autist you know is obviously lying.

Tl;dr, Jan is a liar.

You can also use it as a nickname for obnoxious valley girls nobody likes, similar to Karen, but 16.

Jan: You don't have to worry about him Tod, we're just friends.
Tod: Sure, Jan.

Jan by Super Zinba October 1, 2020

JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.

Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.

JAN by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020

Jan

Jan, commonly recognised as the fat kid who thinks he is hard, is a rather fat, circular man lady who thinks that they can start beef with whoever they want because they are big man however if someone says something back they go hide like a little kitty and try to avoid the drama. Pathetic. They also have EXTREMELY greasy hair and spots all over his face due to lack of self hygiene which you can smell from miles. He has a slit in his eyebrow and says he smokes fags but instead of that he should be going to the gym becomes he looks like he weighs the same size as 5 grown elephants. He honestly should go to the disabled with his own kind.

P1: oh my god do you see the wannabe big man Jan
P2: Ye his flabs are taking up all the corridor space it's hard not to see him

Jan by FortniteVirgin January 8, 2020

Jan

Often the guy who likes to be a piece of shit, generally brags about every little thing he can read about he shit he reads on the internet about his zodiac, jan etc. Often a spoiled child who never been punished by his parents of Jan is a mistake his father made disregarded by his parent/s he tends to be a naive insecure piece of

Bulking shit that likes to get everydrop of attention he can get, often sabotaging his fellow friends / classmates and spreading half-assed rumuors about his rivals he often befriends people to get something out of them, He is also very narcisistic often caliming to have a "BBC" or frequently metioning it when he is he subject, Jan tends to be bit of a bitch when it comes to women he will do everything to get a grasp on some sweater puppies or two rounds the palm of his hands he/she is very loud often jealous of on of his more sucessful classmates he often repeats the jokes said by his classmate/s but just in a shittier more melodramatic voice, he also relies on following trends to look cool; supreme and very not then not plays basketball an thinks hes good. Also thinks that he has an above average legth in his🥔

God damn it dude jan is really loud his voice practically sounds like a fork and plate rubbing each other.

Jan by A Random Bohemian October 15, 2018

JAN

Known as a Junior , Arrogant, New~hire flight attendant. (JAN) She resembles a privileged child at her first job, unsure and needing things repeated twice. JAN's cant last more than 4 years, the waitress thing isn't what they signed up for OR reserve kills them off. In her mere 20 to 25 years of life, she has been taught that she is # 1. She has gone through such hardship to get this job, usually applying at least 3 times and/or has come from a commuter airline. Always in false eyes lashes with big lips, these girls are masters of the selfie! They have brought the house down on how to wear a uniform. CFM heels are now back in style! Daisy dukes have been reinvented in the form of a skirt. Hair color, “I’ll be purple today!”
These girls demand attention. Too much to drink the night before?. No problem - Jan’s are known to sleep in! Whiners they are, a walk through-they wont, blown slides they do. If and when you meet one , don’t get too close, your not suppose to see their tattoos.

“Did you see, that JAN just took a selfie of her arming her door.”
JAN - “ wait ! “ ( she needs a selfie while on the beverage cart.)
“Did your fake finger nail fall in the ice???? Oh that’s so JAN!”

JAN by Susan’s January 10, 2019