Abbreviation for the JERK AND NAP, a classic case of male staining. All men are familiar with it (even if they lie about it).
The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.
The jerk and nap refers to the repeated cycle of masterbation and rest that men occasionally go through. It is the reason your man is late to dinner or your recital, hasn't done the dishes, and not in the mood for sex.
Daniel: yo, where's nick? He's gonna miss the wedding.
John: what do you think, Daniel?
Daniel: goddamn you're right, that sloppy bastard is probably doing the JAN as we speak.
John: what do you think, Daniel?
Daniel: goddamn you're right, that sloppy bastard is probably doing the JAN as we speak.
by D.ArhV5 September 15, 2019
by ishma.is.jann October 30, 2010
An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.
Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?
Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
by Mr. Moomoomooo October 03, 2020
Known as a Junior , Arrogant, New~hire flight attendant. (JAN) She resembles a privileged child at her first job, unsure and needing things repeated twice. JAN's cant last more than 4 years, the waitress thing isn't what they signed up for OR reserve kills them off. In her mere 20 to 25 years of life, she has been taught that she is # 1. She has gone through such hardship to get this job, usually applying at least 3 times and/or has come from a commuter airline. Always in false eyes lashes with big lips, these girls are masters of the selfie! They have brought the house down on how to wear a uniform. CFM heels are now back in style! Daisy dukes have been reinvented in the form of a skirt. Hair color, “I’ll be purple today!”
These girls demand attention. Too much to drink the night before?. No problem - Jan’s are known to sleep in! Whiners they are, a walk through-they wont, blown slides they do. If and when you meet one , don’t get too close, your not suppose to see their tattoos.
These girls demand attention. Too much to drink the night before?. No problem - Jan’s are known to sleep in! Whiners they are, a walk through-they wont, blown slides they do. If and when you meet one , don’t get too close, your not suppose to see their tattoos.
“Did you see, that JAN just took a selfie of her arming her door.”
JAN - “ wait ! “ ( she needs a selfie while on the beverage cart.)
“Did your fake finger nail fall in the ice???? Oh that’s so JAN!”
JAN - “ wait ! “ ( she needs a selfie while on the beverage cart.)
“Did your fake finger nail fall in the ice???? Oh that’s so JAN!”
by Susan’s January 10, 2019
Jan Jan is twice tha Jan, the name comes from the latin word Jan, or Janyudigitnoyoucantdigit for short, it means "in the presence of an angel", some historians suggests the name Jan has originated to the most magical, beautiful, graceful royal bloods of the Macedonian area.
by SaladNinja January 24, 2017
Jan is an amazing friend who will never let you down, she is a bit shy, but when you get to know her, she is so sweet, kind, crazy and cares about her friends.
She is really really smart and knows everything about maths!!
She is always kind, and looks out for you, always an amazing friend to talk to and will understand and won't be judging. Jan is also funny and amazing at making her friends happy, and is honestly such an amazing friend <3
She is really really smart and knows everything about maths!!
She is always kind, and looks out for you, always an amazing friend to talk to and will understand and won't be judging. Jan is also funny and amazing at making her friends happy, and is honestly such an amazing friend <3
by BestieStar July 08, 2022