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JAN

Known as a Junior , Arrogant, New~hire flight attendant. (JAN) She resembles a privileged child at her first job, unsure and needing things repeated twice. JAN's cant last more than 4 years, the waitress thing isn't what they signed up for OR reserve kills them off. In her mere 20 to 25 years of life, she has been taught that she is # 1. She has gone through such hardship to get this job, usually applying at least 3 times and/or has come from a commuter airline. Always in false eyes lashes with big lips, these girls are masters of the selfie! They have brought the house down on how to wear a uniform. CFM heels are now back in style! Daisy dukes have been reinvented in the form of a skirt. Hair color, “I’ll be purple today!”
These girls demand attention. Too much to drink the night before?. No problem - Jan’s are known to sleep in! Whiners they are, a walk through-they wont, blown slides they do. If and when you meet one , don’t get too close, your not suppose to see their tattoos.

“Did you see, that JAN just took a selfie of her arming her door.”
JAN - “ wait ! “ ( she needs a selfie while on the beverage cart.)
“Did your fake finger nail fall in the ice???? Oh that’s so JAN!”

by Susan’s January 10, 2019