Stephen Hawking

Dead wheelchair guy

"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"

by TheRudestJack600900 May 11, 2018

the hawkins

putting ur erect penis between a persons bum cheeks and then wanking yourself off, eventually spunking on their back

ben did the hawkins on her last night

by tom aka pokemon king November 28, 2007

hawkie

A person who is a fully sick massive beast.

"Its a Hawkie up ahead. Everyone be scared" This shows the pure massivness of the hawkie.

by Chief Wigam March 13, 2009

Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

by Preston walsh October 15, 2007

hamskied

(1) The condition Beth was in the night before she spent an entire day vommitting. (2) Extra drunk. (3) How I like to be on Saturday nights.

Good thing I was hamskied when I kissed that guy. I have a feeling he was ugs-ma-fugs and I would have been feeling sad about myself if I really knew what he looked like.

by Rabs April 26, 2005

hawkish

Overly strict or predatory.

The company's policy to encourage co-worker snitching created a stressful and hawkish work environment.

by nightlights January 8, 2016

Stephen Hawkings' football boots

Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.

That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.

by Conley9 September 28, 2009