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Covtard

Person who boosts conspiracy theories about Covid 19 that have no discernible merit or facts attached to them.
A: Man Trevor has really gone do the rabbit hole on Covid 19.
B: Yeah he’s a real Covtard
by Exotic Pharmacist March 26, 2020
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Cowtard

This word is endemic to the city of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Calgary is best know to the world for when large amounts of people put on cowboy hats and pretend that they are cowboys/girls and not cowtards. The rest of the year is spent trying to ignore the fact that the city is populated by over 5000 homeless, drug addicts, gas and glue sniffers as well as home to the largest population of girly-men in North America. Large deposits of oil in the north in the 70's suddenly made countless hillbillly hot dog and beef jerky eaters into very rich people (Now Calgary is home to the largest population of hillbillies dressed in suits, ties and pink nike polo-shirts and pleated grey dockers) It is also home to a Starbucks opening ever 12.567 seconds) Only fat bald men with small penises are allowed to consume their coffees there. (Cowtown also has the worlds largest population of gold-diggers) A common greeting of a Cowtard is "Jeffrey, Margaret, are you up for some country reggae at the Smelly Turkey Pub?, "
Cowtards like to think that a city that has the most pick up trucks on the roads is synonymous with enlightened people. . Cowtard men would not get laid anywhere else in the world. . Cowtard of 03 was Hugh Grant because he likes to wear plaid a lot too. heroes in personlities such a Peter, from The Family Guy, and Rita MacNeil. Cowtards outlawed spicy foods and deli meats at all grocery stores in 1996, under the term as too ethnic and unCanadian.
"I never met a Cowtard I didn't want to punch in the face"

Bob Vila was voted best Cowtard of all time.

Hey, Dan, check out the guy in the pink pop up collar and cowboy hat, what a Cowtard.

Holy moly, the single males on this site are all gay cowboys, what a bunch of Cowtards
by Sir William Huffington McBoner September 19, 2010
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CoDtard

Derogatory term for people who like to play Call Of Duty, an expansion of the term tard. Normally used by people with inferior FPS skills that prefer simpler games like 'My Horse And Me', and 'Left4Dead'
"Man, he is such a CoDtard! Oh noes, zombies are eating my horse's brain!"
by Grukk December 9, 2008
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contarded

constepated and retarded put together
She so contarded, I hate her.
by jaki January 18, 2004
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COVtard

Conjugation of COVID19 and a retard. While a COVidiot is someone who knowingly spreads a fatal virus, a COVtard is reckless and likely psychopathic that they are right doing a life endangering action. Examples include brushing and bumping into people with sweaty skin in the street, wearing headphones and doing a video call while walking around a country in lockdown near missing and bumping into people, to wiping sweat off after exercise and throwing it on a path where children are walking.
Tony: Look that sweaty cyclist just nudged and bumped a mom with her kid with his sweat.... gross.

Abi: Total COVtard.
by dirtdawg May 3, 2020
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comptard

Main Entry: 1 comp·tard
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.

2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
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