Hillbillies have lots of bad manners, like scratch their head, whistle, tap and sing… The root of all these are come from their ancestors. Their ancestors had lived with pigs for so long, that have infected The Swine Flu.
A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.
The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?
Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.
"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"
"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"
From the town of Vernon Hills, Vernon Hillbillies are the few, and the proud. They don't give a shit what you think about them, they're just here to have a good time and have fun. You'll never see them wearing designer clothing or driving a new car. They're born and raised to be independent, and they're not afriad to get a bit rough. If you come across a Vernon Hillbilly, know that they'll be a good friend, but to never mess with them
Vernon Hillbillies are greatpeople, my best friend is one
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.