quiff

What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary

Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!

by Even quiffs need love October 4, 2006

quimley soup

the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex

"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down my leg"

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

quim phlegm

basically its the inner sweet nectar of a womans vaginal quaters. the juice that drips from the minge when a female is sexually aroused.

yeah man! i got thet bird drippin last night! i could have bathed in her quim phlegm!

by shlongus the pillager July 1, 2008

quimale

A man with a pussy instead of a dick

"So, her new boyfriend was totally hot, but then it turned out he was a quimale. They had to get a strap-on!"
"Which one of them used it?"

by rutheni June 12, 2009

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

quimby

An underwater fart.

He cut a quimby in the pool with me and it reeked when the bubbles broke the surface.

by Boston Word Maven February 14, 2012

Quief

When a fart comes out of a womens vagina!

This site is so funny it made Brooke Quief

by Anonymous November 4, 2003