microcord

Small unit of measurement, used for firewood. Most often applied to kindling. 1 microcord = 1 spindly stick + 2 meager twigs.

Split kindling for sale, $30 per microcord bundle.

by Wood dude November 9, 2019

Microhod

Hod slang for anything specific to the king of all hods, Microhod is the one who micro manages everything that everyone is doing, from the time that they punch in to when they take their lunch even when they finish and clock out leaving zero room for error. This person typically has a micropenis

Yo microhod lay off my punches

by Bustincider December 31, 2019

microgravity

very weak gravity, as in an orbiting spacecraft.

The ISS spacecraft has a microgravity

by mistikus March 25, 2020

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020

microgameryt

some kid whos obsessed with ducks #ExoOnTop

anyone : whats your favorite thing?
MicrogamerYT : yea its ducks

by Totally not micro May 31, 2020

Micronority

When a minority is too big to describe how few people believe in it

A Micronority of Vegans were ok with eating unicorn sausages because although endangered, the meat was imaginary and easily caught by virgins.

by StoneColdJ June 10, 2020

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020