StoneColdJ's definitions

Stolen Outrage

Outrage felt on behalf of a other group, often stronger than the upset felt by the group itself. (See stolen valour)

Dude, stop stealing other groups problems to get what you want. Thats Stolen Outrage

by StoneColdJ March 2, 2024

MOBOT

MOBOT - Missing out because of texting.

From "Teenage Bounty Hunters" Episode 9.
"Are you being a Mobot? ".... "Missing out because of texting" Ellen Johnson (Fellowship Teacher).

by StoneColdJ July 23, 2021

Cuntability

1/ A person's potential or shown ability to be a cunt.
2/ Also ones ability to acknowledge that one is a cunt similar to accountability.

My wife's parents were annoying but you had to admire them for their cuntability.

by StoneColdJ May 18, 2019

Stolen outrage

When you are outraged on behalf of another oppressed group of people Warning : Stolen outrage is much more traumatizing than real outrage..

'That's cultural appropriation'. Wendy Wokeness said. Her partner didn't look up, whatever the stolen outrage this month, it would be a different victim next week.

by StoneColdJ January 7, 2024

Micronority

When a minority is too big to describe how few people believe in it

A Micronority of Vegans were ok with eating unicorn sausages because although endangered, the meat was imaginary and easily caught by virgins.

by StoneColdJ June 10, 2020