blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Dave202020 May 20, 2016

Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017

blapst

To blast, drop a load, or cum violently.

Oh man, I blapsted all over my friend Erik the other night.

by neskah_is_gay May 11, 2017

Blapdance

A lap dance from a fine ass black girl at a strip club.

"Hey Ankur! Let's go down to Inner Room and gets some blapdance's."

by Machgrissssssom May 19, 2017

Blapp

A nickname for blizzard + app, after Blizzard changed their app from Battle.net app.

Hey did you hear Destiny 2 is going to be available on blapp?

by FallenDemise May 23, 2017

blappeling

When one snores with CLAPPING LIKE SOUNDS!

JUSTIN WAS SO TIRED LAST NIGHT HE WAS blappeling very loudly!

by idontcare$ August 10, 2017

blardish

Describing the act of making up a word to prove a point on a discussion forum.

Making up a phony word was rather blardish.

by gibsonforumscam February 3, 2018