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Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Blasphenomenal

When one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation.
"Wow, kicking that priest in the balls felt blasphenomenal."

Blasphemous 

Disrespectful of sacred things: expressing or involving disrespect for God or sacred things.

Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.
What he said was blasphemous; he said that Jesus was a lying fraud.
Blasphemous by Jafje June 29, 2007

Blasphemous archer 

Blasphemous archer, or Blasphemous Archers, are Archers that are Blasphemous to an official religion, or Neo Nickisism to be more specific. They are Blasphemous in the sense that they show minimum respect to the religious figureheads or the major god of that religion. They also tend to wield fine aims.
1. In the prospect of meeting a Blasphemous Archer, please report him to your nearest law enforcers, to have his bow liberated from his vincinity
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.

Blasphemy Slap 

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.
Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."
Blasphemy Slap by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Blarched 

To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.
Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!
Blarched by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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