Blarphe 

A strange bird type creature. It is very dark, related to the crow.

Jordan is a Blarphe

Blarphe by Esme_Rosen_Cullen December 17, 2008

Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

Slanderous Blasphemy by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Blasphenomenal

When one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation.

"Wow, kicking that priest in the balls felt blasphenomenal."

Blasphenomenal by Cooper Montana April 8, 2010

Blasphemous 

Disrespectful of sacred things: expressing or involving disrespect for God or sacred things.

Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.

What he said was blasphemous; he said that Jesus was a lying fraud.

Blasphemous by Jafje June 29, 2007

Blasphemous archer 

Blasphemous archer, or Blasphemous Archers, are Archers that are Blasphemous to an official religion, or Neo Nickisism to be more specific. They are Blasphemous in the sense that they show minimum respect to the religious figureheads or the major god of that religion. They also tend to wield fine aims.

1. In the prospect of meeting a Blasphemous Archer, please report him to your nearest law enforcers, to have his bow liberated from his vincinity
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.

Blasphemous archer by Not Garfield Qiu November 11, 2021

Blasphemy Slap 

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

Blasphemy Slap by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Blarched 

To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.

Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!

Blarched by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008