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1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol

2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid
1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.

2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.
Blapped by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008
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Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.
"I was so blapped at the party last night!"
Blapped by T.Z. January 27, 2008
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When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.
"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."
Blapped by blapped247 April 24, 2017

pig blapped 

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.
pig blapped by big bizzie August 23, 2008

bitch blapped 

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face
Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.
bitch blapped by Deejaybee August 26, 2010
A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.
Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.
Blapper by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021
Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.
I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.
Blamped by Steve Francis September 3, 2007
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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