blapst

To blast, drop a load, or cum violently.

Oh man, I blapsted all over my friend Erik the other night.

by neskah_is_gay May 11, 2017

Cold Red Baja Blast

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.

Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.

by Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV April 16, 2020

Blasting Yeezus

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.

by Mrkky June 10, 2018

Orange Blastaphon

Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.

Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.

by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

E-blast

When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day

Oh man I'm just gonna shake that e-blast down the leg of my pants

by OOMJ May 24, 2021

Raider Blastmaster

When you pop a thumb up a girls asshole while sticking two or more other fingers in her vagina.

Mikey: "Yeah bro, I was with this boning chick last night and I totally gave her a good old raider blastmaster. It was pretty sick."
Jim: "Dude noice"

by Rural dicktionary May 28, 2015