blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
by Dave202020 May 20, 2016
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