Fake Up 

When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.

Yaite has to put so much fake up on, just to simply look decent.

Fake Up by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009

Fakeship 

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out

Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship

Fakeship by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017

Fakesonal

Generic message that pretends to be personal, poorly. Mostly sent from companies after having some interaction with them.

What are we going to send users that left us?
- Anything, just not another fakesonal email

Fakesonal by ninjatune November 12, 2018

fake wild 

to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention.

"yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice
"stop tryin to fake wild you said i could wear em"

fake wild by markus manning March 8, 2009

fake plastic rock

Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.

Yo, this Friday night at my place, it's fake plastic rock!!

fake plastic rock by AL9000 January 24, 2009

Facesquat 

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.

Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.

Facesquat by bro2baseball June 16, 2009

Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009