Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
by AL9000 January 25, 2009
A word that many Red Sox fans say after they fart in order to warn others, but originally in order to protect themselves from being punched by their friends. Based on the "safety game" in which anyone who farts must say "safety" before someone else says "doorknob", lest the farter be punched by everyone until they can touch a doorknob. "Jeter" replaces "safety", while "Nomar" replaces "doorknob". By extension, "Jeter" is also commonly exclaimed while, or immediately after, defecating.
by AL9000 January 25, 2009
by AL9000 January 25, 2009
by AL9000 January 25, 2009
Noun. Of or relating to the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero, in which players manipulate fake plastic instruments as if they can actually play.
by AL9000 January 25, 2009
Verb. To skip school or class on purpose in order to go do something fun. Etymological scholars believe that it is derived from the phrase "playing hooky".
by AL9000 January 25, 2009